beyonce could be taking a shit right now 

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i wanted to ask you….

/gets down on one knee

can our ocs hang out

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Look at me while you cum.
(via breakfastaftersex)
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'Coming out'
  • Daughter: Dad, I have been waiting for the right moment to tell you that I am a lesbian. It is very difficult for me to tell you something like this, so I hope you understand and don't get mad. *makes cute face*
  • Dad: It's okay honey. I love you.
  • Second daughter: I'm a lesbian too.
  • Dad: Jesus Christ! None of my kids likes boys?
  • Son: I do.
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Finding out that the DEADPOOL test footage trailer was made in 2011 and is on hold.

-rips heart out of chest-

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why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am

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couldnt stop laughing


couldnt stop laughing

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I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

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What happens when you cut the tree the villager is hiding.

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