u kno when the boy u want to be like kisses u! ! and u believe for a bit maybe you can love yourself too!!
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most if north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
This person has the most real values to date
- me on my way home from class: oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
- me the second i get home: nah
shoutout to the friends that still like me
all two of you
unlimited texting but no one to text do u see the problem here
"Excuse me peasant? "
my dad told me he made a tumblr to try and find my tumblr
stay tuned for more updates as the story unfolds
after a whopping 5 minutes he has given up the search
"i don’t understand how this fucking website works" said dad