hemmolifestyle:

relahvant:

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

STINKY PICKLE

yogurt slinger

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succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

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jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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keep-away-reality:

22nd of April

keep-away-reality:

22nd of April

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castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

da-munkk:

i-am-momo-senpai-and-i:

tHAT RESPONSE WAS SIMULTANEOUSLY METAL AND BHUDDA

I like this kid

the truth in this is staggering 

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juniorbizarre:

how did i forget about this i’m crying

juniorbizarre:

how did i forget about this i’m crying

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whenoblivioniscalling:

BΔSTILLE

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simple-molly:

hey

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hey you

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you know who you are

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the editors may not have noticed you

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but I sure as hell did

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sweeneyway:

to join the black parade

sweeneyway:

to join the black parade

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